Meet SWIB
Two Swiss bankers went rogue and launched a meme coin.
“The only bankers you’ll ever trust again.”
– Sergio Ermotti, CEO of UBS*
* Allegedly, maybe, heard him say that at a café in Bern. Please don’t sue Serge
Otto Von Straff
Age 72
- Slightly racist
- Slightly sexist
- Maybe Jewish
“In my day, trust had a balance sheet.”
– Otto
Ledger Blunt
Age 27
- Maxed out his Amex
- Trusts TOGI and God
- May have SA charges
- Chill Sunglasses
“Never take no for an answer, even if screamed.”
– Ledger
Our Roadmap ?
Let SWIB begin it’s journey to replace traditional currencies
“Welcome to the bank. Here’s your free insanity with a side of memes.”
- Website goes live
- Twitter, Telegram community launch
- First meme drop: “Banking like it’s 1899”
- First animated teaser image of the SWIB Bankers
“Confidential documents reveal: SWIB is not a drill.”
- Official YouTube Story Video release: “How Two Swiss Bankers Abandoned Fiat”
- Release meme packs for community (template kits)
- Begin influencer outreach (micro-shills)
- First community meme contest
“We found a loophole in Cayman. It’s called virality.”
- Launch on Pump.fun (if on Solana) or similar platform for secondary hype
- Partner meme campaign with other meme coin projects
- Limited-edition NFT airdrop: “SWIB Banker Badge”
“We may not be backed by gold, but we’re backed by vibes.”
- Launch on first DEX (Uniswap v3 or Raydium)
- CoinGecko / CoinMarketCap application
- Animated explainer video: “Why SWIB is More Stable than Your Bank”
“Invitation-only: bring your memes, not your ties.”
- Telegram buy bot activated
- Swiss Banker PFP Generator (meme utility NFTs)
- First merch drop (red ties, “Trust Me I’m a Banker” mugs)
“Only the chosen few get the keys to the meme vault.”
- Begin centralized exchange (CEX) listing process (MEXC, Bitmart)
- Launch DAO for community votes on next steps
- Swiss Banker Documentary (longform parody)
“We’re not here to take part in the market. We’re here to front-run it.”
Otto Von Straff
CEO, SWIB