Privacy Policy

Last Updated: 16.08.2025

At Swiss Banker Coin (SWIB), your privacy is taken as seriously as our vault security. That’s why we’ve made it simple:


What We Collect

Nothing.

We do not collect, store, or share any personal information. No cookies, no wallets, no analytics scripts. You’re just browsing the site, not applying for a mortgage.


Hosting & Compliance

This website is hosted in Switzerland, and we operate under Swiss and applicable international privacy standards. Since we don’t collect data, there’s nothing to secure, process, or sell — just memes and vibes.


Third Parties

We do not use:

  • Google Analytics
  • Meta Pixel
  • Email forms
  • Embedded trackers
  • User logins

Your session is your own. (Matomo Analytics is being briefly used)

You may choose to prevent this website from aggregating and analyzing the actions you take here. Doing so will protect your privacy, but will also prevent the owner from learning from your actions and creating a better experience for you and other users.


Contact

Have a concern, a question, or want to roleplay Otto filing a GDPR request? You can reach us at:

Contact Us


Changes

If we ever begin collecting data (unlikely, but possible), this policy will be updated and you’ll be notified clearly — probably with a cigar-smoking cartoon banker telling you why.